Sunday, 11 March 2012, 6:35 PM

A Wonderful ”We Miss You-Email”

Isn’t this a fine example of a ”We Miss You-Email”? This is indeed something we could send out trying to stimulate ”sleepy” subscribers.

Hey Sarah,
Look, there’s no easy way to say this, but we miss you.
We miss your smile, we miss the way you smell, we even miss the dumb jokes you used to tell.
We know it’s only been a few months… but to us it feels more like a few years.
We’ve got tons of new photo goodies you’d love. Stuff you always dreamed of. Wanna check it out? (No pressure!) Here’s a $5 GIFT CODE for your next order. (Good today and tomorrow only, NO MINIMUM ORDER!)
Gift code: _______
Hope to see you soon!
Your pals at The Photojojo Store
p.s. The gift code’s only good today and tomorrow, but feel free to pass it on to a friend if you can’t use it!
p.p.s. If you don’t want to receive emails like this anymore, please visit _____

If nothing happens after such an e-mail I think you should erase the subscriber from your list. There´s nothing to be gained from having a lot of inactive e-mail addresses.